They require attention, like any affectionate pet.

Dogs require a lot more, and they bark and stink. Then you got those ugly ones like pugs that literally are so malformed they require constant medical attention just to stay alive.

In a world where Dwarves exist, the humans would modify their armor as well.

They wouldn’t have unprotected legs and feet.

If God hated pride, then why did they invent gay people?

The White Taliban: Ya’ll Qaida,

There are more better ways to make a player fear for their character other than death.

Like killing a beloved NPC, making the situation much worse, taking away their valuables, making their god angry, being hunted by assassins, making them wanted across the kingdom.

Death isn’t the only punishment a GM/DM has at their disposal.

What I found in the TTRPG community is that a lot of GM’s like to hear themselves talk. They write these huge paragraphs of sentences stringed together jumping from one topic to the next.

You can even notice this in the way the D&D books are written. Instead of using easy to navigate bullet points, it is just walls of text one after the other. Trying to find some specific knowledge in that is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

As a data nerd, I can’t stand it.

Rules are important, but they aren’t the most important thing as a GM.

The 2 things that are more important are: pacing and fun.

Not fudging dice is important, but if it is in the way of fun, then I either just not roll or only pretend to roll.

Same with pacing, if a roll is going to bog down the games pacing, making everything take longer for no reason other than the roll, then that roll does not matter.

It would allow for more creativity.

Like a electricity Wizard who casts lightningball instead.

They could just add rules that allow you to tweak the spells, just like how they allow for increasing damage with a higher spell slot. But also changing AoE size, changing damage type, range, changing needing to see the target, and other properties, … All which you will have to chose when preparing the spell for the first time, not to overshadow metamagic and keep the game flowing.

Common, you should have used Simulacrum for that joke.

It isn’t a medieval world though.

It is a fantasy world that merely resembles medieval Europe. You can see this in the way she cast freaking magic.

And even back then people dyed their hairs, yes including blue.

It doesn’t have to.

drops a barrage of rocks that can only be evaded by a strength check

If a player metagamed like that at my table, I’d punish them by not having any monster appear until everyone is back in bed. And have the character on watch be surprised.

Little inferno

Just burn some things in your little hearth to stay warm.

Does that mean they can run really fast? Or is it not on a leg?

I’d love for Ukraine to paint all their bombs in rainbow colours.

I’m just waiting on all the Hexbear users who see no irony praising both LGBTQ+ and russia.

If they ever moved to russia, they would instantly be killed.

That has more to do with you regurgitating misinformation, than it does with the Chinese.

Those arguments have been debunked ad nauseam.

Yes those as well.

They said religion, not just Islam.

Elmo didn’t start Tesla, he isn’t a founder.

He only invested a bit like he does with tons of companies. And when Tesla became popular, sued the real founders in order to call himself a founder.

Elmo is like the Steve Jobs of electric cars. The only thing he was good at was marketing.