• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
    10·
    7 days ago

    Christmas has been invading their neighbors for decades. It has become clear that the mad tyrant S. Claus and his slave labor force will not stop until they control everything.

    The War on Christmas must turn hot (to melt the snow)

  • snoons@lemmy.caEnglish
    10·
    7 days ago

    P̸̯̹͇͔̩̞̂̉͋̓̉̋͟͜Ā̴͇̺͚̼́̈́̌̈́̈́͛̃͋͠D̵͍͚͇̖̘͆͛̆͆̄͝Ǫ̷̖̹͔̺͖̞͕̱̹͕͔̘̼̼̻́̑R̷̢̝̩̰̘̳̥͔̩̒͗̒̌̎̉͑̏̀̋̓͡U̶̡̦͈̝̪͔̝̒͌̊̆̊̽̔̓̍̏̊͒̕ ̸̢̦̹̦͌̈̄̉̈́̿̇P̶̖̖̪̣̠̝͕̫̞̰͖͐͂̂̉̌̎͂̌͝Ả̷̧̧̼̯̳̫͉͇̞̭̭͙͂̆̈́͆͝͝D̵̬̹̟͕͆̌͌̉͋͗̓̒͝͝ͅO̴̺̳͚̹̰̜̳͚̐̌͋̐̍̇͝͠R̴͚͚̳̀̾͐͗̎͑̍̉̈́̆͠͝Ủ̷̗̫̞͚̜͖̦̻͎͇̗̮̭̽̾̄̽͗͌̅͟͠͠

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
    5·
    6 days ago

    People’s lives are so empty they be singing jingle bells in october. Next, spirit halloween opened all year round

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
    2·
    6 days ago

    I have a friend who dresses up as a Christmas elf every year for Halloween. She, uh, doesn’t get out much.